Snow Fun Being In Nashville

Empty store shelves...stampedes at Home Depot...women and children crying in the streets, while Daddy curses outloud and struggles to put chains on the car tires.

Signs of the impending Apocalypse? Department of Homeland Security warning level raised? News finally reaches that Katie Holmes is having Tom Cruise's baby?

Nope.

It's going to snow in Nashville. Four. Inches. Overnight.

Time for me to find two pennies for the boatman. See you on the otherside.

UPDATE: We're still here....it didn't even snow. It sleeted--hard--but no snow. Crisis averted, everyone go about your business. I'm going outside now to worship the sun.